I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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