So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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