That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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