You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
