shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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