so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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