So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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