SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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