Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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