Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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