You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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