She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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