i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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