don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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