some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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