Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Randomize
