Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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