Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Randomize