I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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