Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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