I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
We got so high we made milksteak
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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