I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
i out mim tonsoeep
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