I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
this boner is exhausting
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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