Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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