i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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