I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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