Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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