I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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