This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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