if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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