I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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