these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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