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Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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