What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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