i jhust puked up my retainher.
People in love make me want to vomit
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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