I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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