Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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