it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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