Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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