Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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