David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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