So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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