Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We don't watch enough power rangers
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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