you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Dick very happy bro
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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