Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
is it fun? or sober?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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