One girl and one boy is just not enough.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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