were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
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