Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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