Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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