went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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