Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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