I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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