can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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