sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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