Pappa wants mamma naked
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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