Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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